because our girl is not going to let a fine piece of ass like RPattz pass her by
Well since the name of the blog is ‘According To My Sources’ here’s how my me sources take on it:
Specimen number uno:
Michael Anthony Angarano (Actor)
Specimen number dos:
Robert Thomas Pattinson (Actor) (Stealer of Virtues)
These are the men in question. Who is Kristen Stewart with?! We don’t have the answer. & our source me does not want to start any more rumors, therefore we compare.
GQ Magazine
RPattz & Oregano
Erm, :gulp: Robert Pattinson made me swoon with this shoot. Sadly this is the only Oregano picture I found in GQ.
- RPattz is a GOD
- Oregano is GOD’s… I don’t know but he is not a GOD
- RPattz is 6’ 1
- Oregano is 5’2 5’7
- We liked Oregano in ‘Will & Grace’
- We liked RPattz in ‘How To Be’ we’d like him to do naughty things to our girly parts
- When you ask someone if they like Oregano? They say well yes… on my pizza
- When you ask someone if they like RPattz? They slap you & say how dare you ask if I like him I LURVE him!!
Need I say more?
The Apple
RPattz & Oregano
- In Speak Oregano Dave Petrakis gave Kristen Melinda Sordino an apple
- In Twilight RPattz Edward Cullen gave Kristen Bella Swan an apple
- Dave Petrakis yelled at Melinda when she took a bite out of the apple
- Edward Cullen would NEVER yell at Bella he would bite her instead
Body Language
Rpattz KStew & Oregano KStew
Who said Imprinting only happens with canines? These animal urges are in humans too
- RPattz & KStew aren’t even lip-locked but that Sexual Fire is so there, ‘According To My Sources’ of course ;)
- Oregano & KStew doesn’t sound like something we’ll order off a menu, just sayin’ might as well shake hands
Thinking about Oregano & KStew is worst that constipation, the hardest shit ever
KStew will pounce…RPattz beware :she might also need a quick pantie change take note of her face:
BTW Oregano, are those Bella’s boots your wearing?…We see role playing didn’t work, should’ve tried her undies ;)
Head Shot
RPattz & Oregano
- RPattz did you feel that thing between your legs? So did we ;)
- Oregano did you feel like sending him an e-mail so he can babysit while you went out fantasized about RPattz
- RPattz the things we think about while looking at this pic are NOT safe for WordPress & we don’t want to get reported
- Oregano ain’t she pretty? G want’s to put his hair in pigtails
Swindler?
So erm, is this the chick he’s with now? Erm :side-eye:
Snap Crackle Pop! Is that the new guy she’s with? Oh snap it not a new guy it’s
Edward Motherfucking Cullen Robert Pattinson.
So are we Team RobSten or Team MichSten…Your guess is as good as ours ;)
Close your eyes Holy Roller Novocain
–Posted by Elle & G
omfg this was AWESOME I truly LMAO. my fav one :
When you ask someone if they like Oregano? They say well yes… on my pizza
XD genius!
my sources tell me that your sources got it right ! HAHAHAH
loved it! :D
Nice Post Elle! Great pics and very logical conclusion. lol Rpattz would have had me at hello! Is there any logical choice in the matter?
Cool. loved it :D
“sending him an e-mail so he can babysit while you went out fantasized about RPattz ” I never laughed so hard :D :D :D
“When you ask someone if they like Oregano? They say well yes… on my pizza
When you ask someone if they like RPattz? They slap you & say how dare you ask if I like him I LURVE him!!”
TRUFAX!!!! LMFAO OMFG I<3 u,bbs. Thats all I have right now. I fucking LOVE u. :D
Loved it!
Laughed so hard. :D
The cab pic &
Thinking about Oregano & KStew is worst that constipation, the hardest shit ever
KStew will pounce…RPattz beware :she might also need a quick pantie change take note of her face:
^^^that was hilarious!!!
I’m totally Team Robsten :)
this was brilliant. no other words. just brilliance.
haha I love it! Go TEAM ROBSTEN!!! RPatzz is something out of this world!!! They look soooo cute together!! There’s chemistry!!! I love it!!!!!!
Holy Crap! That was so freaking funny! good job.
that was genius!! completely. new follower, all the way. soooo team robsten. well, team rob anything…that’s for sure! slurp.
It make me laugh so much , ha ha , of course TEAM ROBSTEN . michsten sounds fucking silly. what a lame comparison ! Oregano loses in everyside
My sources confirm… you’re a genius!!! You made me LMAO and yeah…as if there’s really any doubt anymore that Robsten is so ON! *lol*
My favourite: When you ask someone if they like Oregano? They say well yes… on my pizza.
I seriosuly almost spit my coffee on my monitor at that one.
Thank you for this!!! :)
that was poor. No need to slag Michael..that is all!!
Sucks you didn’t like the post Paul. But it’s my blog & I ‘slag’ whomever I choose. & I specifically stated in the ‘About Me’ section that ‘If I write something that offends you, simply click exit & you will not longer be offended‘ ;)
Hope you come back :)
xoxo
Source#1
LURVED your post once again bb! :) hillarious as always!!!!
thank u for making my day again!
<3<3<3
xoxo
Yeah, this pretty much says everything about why I am a total R/K supporter. Oregano’s cute but he’s shorter than me not British not a musician NOT ROB.