Nothing to do with Stew… Everything to do with The Stew
We figured the best thing for us to ring in the New Year is with our resolutions for The Fierce One, here they GO
Resolution #1: We hope for Health, Happiness & that her divine career keeps on blossoming, we also want those that say she can NOT act to Die.In.A.Fire
Resolution #2: We hope we get to see more awkward award show moments, & fist pumps :GUIDOOOO:
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Resolution #3: Kristen will trademark & insure her EPIC Bitch-Face
Resolution #4: :Raise the MOFO roof Stew: We want her to make her own version of Party In The Stew S A!!
Resolution #5: Kristen Stewart will be home one day & google ‘Robert Pattinson makes my uterus swoon’…she will end up on our blog & email us. Then we will die happily forever after
Resolution #6: Kristen will keep showing these BS ‘Hollywood Stars’ how a to keep it both sexy & classy. ICU KStewsTwins. WE WANT TO LICK HER SIDE BOOB
Resolution #7: She will get a Twitter Account & only add The Sources & few others ;) Okay that’s mean. She will add everyone, but only talk to the Top Stew Gals
Resolution #8: PIES PIES PIES!!! We want Kristen to appear on Martha Stewart’s show. They WILL make Hello Kitty Pies
Resolution #9: Jett to the Mother-Lurving Stew. Need we say more? This IS their year. The year of the ‘under-dogs’ to get fucking recognition!! GLITTER-BOMB!! wait what?
Resolution #10: We want her to FACE PUNCH the next person to ask her if she is dating Rob. For fucking serious people DROP THE FUCK IT
We were only going to do 10 Stew Year Resolution’s but since we don’t give a damn about our Bad Reputation… we will do a few more
Resolution #11: We want her to wear WHATEVER the fuck she wants WHENEVER she wants. (Not like she doesn’t do that already)
Resolution #12: UNF! Kristen shall remain FIERCE & will be the Epitome of ALL in 2010… She will also keep forcing us to question our sexuality
Bwahahaha this one is just here because it makes us Bwahahaha. Dont ask why. & She sooo wears the pants in their erm ‘friendship’… or the gorgeous French Connection Dress ;)
Bye-Bye 2009 & Hello 2010. This is our first post of the New Year & we’d like to end this with our last resolution: We’d like to keep our readers entertained with our caustic wit & dirty dirty mental minds. We truly do appreciate the readers & hilarious comments. Whoever reads our blog needs help, in a good way of course. You are also our Source-mates.
May you all spend 2010 drinking until you can’t feel feelings!!
Lurve the Sources
HUGE thanks to our love MFOC for her brilliant work on getting both Rob & Kris in the Stew-Year Spirit. We LURVE you!!
LOL FOREVER!
I go bi for the stew… and Id be a giver if she’d let me…. EKKK! lol.
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this blog rocks. You guys are awesome.
I love the pic from the Grand Journal on Canal+. So lol & you might be right abt your “who wears the pants” comment & I’m sure Rob likes to obey ;)
You ladies turn my frown upside down! I was having a shit night til now thx ;)
cheers to a new year full of Stewy goodness
I lurve u mfoc, u sexy photoshop mofo master!
aaww thanks! i lurve you too babe! :D
bwahahaah you ladies put a smile on my face :)
Gratz on such a fucktastic blog
i heart you bitches.
p.s. had no idea such a plethora of new years hats existed.
hey guys, very fkn fantastic blog. LOVE IT!! i cant wait to see all of her amazing work in 2010 :)
brilliant…i totes hearts you guys.
happy new year y’all!
lmao…this sh*t never gets old!!!!!
I’m seriously going to recommend you to my friends!! Epicness comes to mind with this blog!
Happy New Years too.
Love this blog
1. DIAF – damn straight
2. Kristens awarkardness is adorable and the usage of the fistpumps is the only exercise she does…. well you know besides doing Rob (will not let imagination run wild….shit too late)
3. I practice everyday to get Kristens bitchface but look more like Rob in NM JK. Its like her tradmark :)
4. I want her to do a duet with Joan Jett, now that would be epic
5. I want to see K punch a pap, I think she would go all kill bill on their asses. Heck I want to see her run one of them off the road in her mini.
Best line ever —->The year of the ‘under-dogs’ to get fucking recognition
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