Do's & Don'ts for The Runaways Premier

Hello Daddy Hello Mom this is a Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-CHERRY BOMB POST

& because we’ve were patting our wrist for the trailer, let’s start this post with Fap-Worthy Material ;)

& just like our New Moon Premier post, we’ve decided to do a The Runaways Premier post. Hope you enjoy :)

Do’s

• Extra eyeliner
• Red leather jumpsuit
• Sport your Shag. & it’s bet-not be a wig MOFO or Feather your hair
• Talk in a raspy seductive voice like Joan Jett
• Take your Guitar (Rock Band & Guitar Hero guitars are acceptable) Don’t Judge
• Wear Pro-Keds, it’s the only day you’ll be able to wear them instead of Converse
• Tuck a water-gun in your pants… and use it as a flask if you must

• Use the word ‘Dog’ before every curse word
• Bring your passport, you’ll need it because The Runaways go to Japan
• Yell Cherry-Bomb! if the theater suddenly gets quiet
• Cake your face in make-up a la Cherie
• Take a 6 pack of canned beer. When done smash it with your hands & throw it @ your neighbor
• Kiss the girl next to you… wait what?

• Buy your Pocket Edward his own seat…across the aisle – he’ll be jizzing throughout the movie
• Scream “Pussy to the wood, fuck your guitar” during any scene of Stew playing the guitar
• Wear your dog collar … but leave the leash at home. This ain’t S&M bitches & you’re reading too much FanFic
  
• Call everyone a FILTHY VARMINT
  
• Wear some Depends. Trust. You’ll be needing them. Actually, bring a spare too just in case
• Walk up to everyone that day and ask “you know any Suzi Quatro?”

Don’ts

• Take your ‘Twilight’ ANYTHING. No Team Edward, Bella, Wolf, Sharkboy, GlitterJizz… LEAVE YOUR FUCKING TEAMS AT HOME. Only teams acceptable that day are Teams: DakotaStew, Pussy2TheWood, JettStew & ImThisCloseToTurningIntoALilyLickerBecauseOfStew & any Team items MUST be Spray-PaintedWear
  
• If your above a size 4 wear your Red-Leather Suit or Corset under your clothes
• Try snorting Vitamin B… It’s not coke & coke is bad. Try weed
  

• Just because you have a Red Leather Suit & a Shag you cannot yell ‘Look I’m Joan Jett too’
  
• Throw chairs at any glass in the theater. You might get arrested. & blaming JettStew ain’t gonna help
• Say the name Robert Pattinson
• Jump on your seat, that shit ain’t cool
  

• Show up with a cherry tattoo on your shoulder or jet tattoo on your hip unless you are CherKota or JettStew. And you’re not either :& you should never wear pants low enough to display a hip tat EVAH:
• Don’t get carried away and pee on anyone’s guitar. Only two people are allowed to do that and we all know who they are. No excuses. & you are not one of them
  
• Try not to perv on Dakota…She’s only 16
• Don’t start PANNNIIIICCCCKKKING if you see Stew. Cuz then she’ll start PANICKING and we NEVER want to make Stew panic. EVER!!! :we will hunt you down if you do:
• Don’t take a photo of Kristen for her to sign… take this one instead:
  

CLICK & ZOOM MOFO! BRITPACKRUNAWAYS

GO WATCH THE RUNAWAYS…BECAUSE ROB & HIS RED LEATHER SUIT SAID SO

Dear Twatty, Mfoc & Pirate, I love you.