Hey girl Hey… It’s your Birthday!!
So you’re officially 20 sweet girl. 20 is like a crossroad in your life. You’re old enough to buy cigarettes & play the lotto (since 18), but you can’t buy booze…Legally.
I (Elle) remember when I turned 20. I wasn’t able to go to any of the bars I wanted to, so my friends bought me what they call ‘NUTCRACKERS‘ :click here for the recipe: Err yeah. I really don’t remember what I did for my 20th. I do remember the hang-over & the ladybug tattoo I woke up with.
So Roberto what are your thoughts….
Now, our birthday wishes for you are sweet & simple…
- Get rest
- Get drunk
- Smoke weed
- Have a hangover
- Eat birthday cupcakes & put your Pussy to the Wood
- Take pics, but make sure you’re fully clothed :or not: because they’ll end up on LJ eventually
- Lurk our twitter accounts & read our B-day twats for you
- Read this post
- Call us… maybe?
No but really, Happy Birthday to the sweet, beautiful, talented, witty & divine Kristen Stewart. We LOVE you!
& here’s a little gift from Roberto, he was jealous that you put your Pussy to The Wood.
See Kristen, everyone’s Happy that it’s your Birthday!!
& lets end this mofo Birthday post with some gifs by the Butt … you know what Butt it is we speak of Kristen
Hello Kitty Thong Fist Pump
–XOXO The Sources