Sorry for the lack of posts, but we’re currently working on making ATMS a real~ site with a domain & all. Time for some upgrading.

Also a friend over at Samuel Goldwyn Films wanted us to help promote Kristen’s film ‘Welcome To The Rileys’  and will be sending us legal stills & such, so might as well make a WTTR page on our new site instead of uploading them onto TwitPic.

So exciting.

Hope you all stick with us.

In the mean time, I know most of you recently watched ‘The Yellow Handkerchief” check out the REVIEW Ms. Pirate & myself wrote that so happens to be on the movies official site. *go us lol*

Anywho… Stay Classy. Peace & Blessings.

–xoxo Elle & G

(btw am I the only one who noticed the lady smothering the child in this pic? lol)

So last night was the LA premier of Eclipse, I woke up to a lovely text from a Bunny <3 & I err squeed. Passed out rather early & missed most of The Pretty. Source #2 is in the Caribbean sipping margaritas while I’m in the city dying from this fucking heat-wave. Off topic much? Yes. Lets get on track now shall we? Yes. Quick & short post.

& how fab did Kris look last night?

Very fab.

The Pretty

These two can’t possibly can any prettier. :no words… speechless like GaGa:

Question? Why can’t people enjoy The Pretty w/o being bitter sacks of shit?

BREATHE THE PRETTY, ENJOY THE PRETTY… IT’S LIKE GODS VAGINA

& this is the highlight of the post: look at the first 15 secs of this video.. BURN much? lol irl

Taylor can’t resist The Pretty

& maybe he thought things with Rob would go beyond their Brokeback Mountain shoot…I kid…maybe

Let’s end this post with PapaStew. FTW

Next week our ‘Eclipse Frenzy’ post will be up & our lovely ladies are traveling to the Big Apple for the premier. Oh & Miss. Stewart will be here as well so double squee :)

–xoxo Elle

So how about those MTV Movie Awards? Our inner fan-girl was not so inner last night. We were all chanting “They Better KISS” (now I ask myself err why does it matter? & to be honest, I don’t know I just want these KPattz Blue Balls err Ovaries to go bye bye)

Let’s start off by giving a big congrats to our girl for winning Best Female Performance *fist pump*

Kristen was celestial last night. We are beyond proud of our girl. She had a VERY shit week, But look at her :) Head.Held.High… As it should be.

Ruth is so cute in the background ♥

& can we also say how fab she looked? Hair = Win… D&G Skirt & Top = Win… Rousseau Shoes = Win… Makeup =Win… Oh & that Double Infinity Ring = Major Win… Kristen Stewart = WIN!

& how delicious did Rob look? Congrats on your Global Super Star & Best Male Performance Awards!

he can almost wrap his hands around that pop-corn…oh those hands…oh oh o

I’m a bit miffed that Sn00ki didn’t get to interview Kristen. I wanted Kristen to pull out one of her EPIC Bitch-Face cards for calling her a whore. *sigh* Maybe next year? Ok maybe not. Let’s keep our girl Jersey Shore Free (even though we want Breaking Dawn’s Isle Esme to be filmed on the Jersey Shore)

Gorgeous Kids are Gorgeous

Before you proceed: If you hate people speaking about Rob & Kristen as a couple or w/e I think it’s time to…

The ‘They May or May not have Kissed’ Scene

BTW not that I’m calling anyone out Elle But I think everyone was nervous when this part of the show came on… Right Miss. I think I need a shot of Jameson guys ELLE!!!

So did they kiss? According To Our Sources, Yes. But, you be the judge. Not that it really matters what they do in public ;)

For those who were SHAKING & RAGING & CRYING & SCREAMING because of Kristen last night. Here you go: Kill them with a smile sweet Stew

The awards this year were great, & what made it better was Pirate’s highly caffeinated Grey Goose Iced Tea, so let’s end this with one of my favorite part in the award The Face Mush ♥

–xoxo G

Proceed with an open mind. Please & Thank you

We are so sick & tired of those that sit on the edge of their seats dying for Kristen to say something that they can twist & abominate. Those that are dying for her to fail…

She is one of the most sought after actresses at the moment. Give girl some fucking credit. It is so childish. ‘She can’t act’, ‘She always looks bored’ ‘She never smiles’. Really? REally? REAlly? REALly? REALLy? Fucking REALLY?!? Give us a MOFO break. (You’d all probably hate us because we are moody bitches & living in NYC doesn’t help our ‘tough’ exterior

Leave all the ‘Robsten’ BS aside. Because we all know that most people that detest her have no other reason then that fine specimen of a delicious man named Robert-o Pattinson.

Its been a long time coming & we really wanted to step away from this topic… BUT we couldn’t. What erupted the volcano for the non-Stew people was this one quote from ELLEUK interview. (You all know what quote we’re talking about, so no need to insert or shit stir here). We think that was just diarrhea of the mouth that she’s picking up from her ol’ buddy Rob. You know what we’re talking about, he always has diarrhea of the mouth “Kristens pregnant”, memba’ that? Y/Y? Well yeah that was her moment. (Don’t make us pull out all of Rob’s quotes, G has a secret~ stash)

It may have been a poor choice of words, but the feeling she was trying to convey was a powerful one. What she goes through on the red carpet is traumatic TO HER. We’ve witnessed these guys, they are not nice or polite. A lot of celebrities are willing to sacrifice themselves for some fame. But she has made it quite clear that fame was never her ultimate goal in acting. Take a step back and try to understand what she equated that red carpet experience with, it’s pretty damn powerful and it’s how SHE feels.

& yes we know that the thing she spoke of is NO joke

& let’s cut the crap, if Rob said something like this everyone would let it slide like KY Jelly.

This is our opinion. Feel free to leave your thoughts in the comments. & remember everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

xoxo

Thank you Butt for the Pics & One-Eyed-Pete for your wisdom lol ♥

& HAPPY BIRTHDAY G! I LOVE YOU!

Click to view slideshow.

& of course we had to throw our favorite hobo in the mix… Hope you all have a great one & prepare thyself for the Eclipse Frenzy ;)

Sauce for the piccas: The Butt & We Heart It

–xoxo Elle

Filed under: Kristen Stewart Tagged: 2010, Eclipse, Kristen Stewart, KStew, Miss Divine, My future husband, Robert Pattinson, RPattz, SecretChosenHairFlipSoulMateRaybanBuddyLovers, The Epitome of ALL ]]> http://kstewdevotee.wordpress.com/2010/05/28/why-so-cute-kristen/feed/ 6 kstewdevotee http://kstewdevotee.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/happy-birthday-robert-pattinson/ http://kstewdevotee.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/happy-birthday-robert-pattinson/#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 13:41:41 +0000 kstewdevotee http://kstewdevotee.wordpress.com/?p=3043 ]]> Meet Roberto…

It’s his 24th Birthday today

As you know… this blog isn’t about Roberto (even though we have multiple post about the dirty things we’d love to do to Roberto RAWR), but since he MAYor MAY be the boyfriend of Kristen Stewart we took it upon ourselves to do a little something special for you.

Our Special…. BunnyStew ;)

That is all. Hope you have a day full of bliss & with only one girl screaming in your ear :wink wink: . & may all your wishes come true! & if they don’t… buy a magic 8 ball to determine if they will.

& Elle’s motto for any celebration… DRINK UNTIL YOU CAN’T FEEL FEELINGS.

♥

Allow your mates to take you out…

Arrivederci Bello

“I hate it when they say I don’t give a shit, because nobody cares more than I do.  I’m telling you I don’t know anybody who does this that gives a shit more than I do.”

Warning this Behind The Scenes UNF & is NSFW… Bossman gave me the Side-Eye

Well fuck us Bebe Jesus, it it ain’t yet another Kristen Photoshoot by the GREAT Carter Smith :I called it MOFOs:

ICU KStewsButt :woof woof:

The Epitome of it ALL

& here’s a look at most Krisbians rooms

yes, yes, yes

This was basically a silent post. & the moral of the story is that Kristen is Kristen & she will NEVER be Bella fuckers. Oh & that after every new Photo-Shoot we end up having to chant this:

I LIKE BOYS!

Now we wait for more Elle UK

Note to all… I ship ElleStew

What’s Up?… Haiti

When our sweet Chimies snapped pictures of the magazine & all of twatter read what Kristen said… Most were livid.

A few excerpts from her interview with Flaunt Magazine

“If I could go to work every day & not have to be followed around by fucking fifteen gangsters trying to take my picture, willing to do anything for one…It’s not normal.”

Interviewer: The thing is, she’s not ranting. She’s not dour, mean-spirited, or even complaining. All of this is like describing the clouds, or the leaves on the trees. There are things that exist in the world & she is talking about them.

“I choose my work instinctively. I couldn’t have a plan. I would always fall short. What I do is so impulsive.”

“He didn’t ask for a picture. That’s good, because then they go & Twitter them & then the paparazzi know where I am & they drive to my location & it gets crazy.” –If you are reading this & have done the above… Kindly exit our blog.

“Twitter fucks me over everyday of my life. Because people go, ‘I’m sitting next to Kristen Stewart right now’ & then they show up.” –Please stop giving out Kristen’s locations. IDGAF what or who your source is. Just fucking stop. It’s totes not cool.

“I see people on their phones & I just want to take these cookies & throw them. Its like ‘Get off your fucking phone & get a life!’ I get so mad.” –Why does the thought of her throwing a cookie at us sort of err you know… yeah

“It’s like you’re trampling on someone’s life without any regard. & its a rampant.”

Interviewer: Have you ever punched anyone in the face?

“No! I’ve hit people , but I’ve never clocked someone.” OH EM GEE Clock us Kris, we will not press charges. Scouts HONOR

Interviewer: “But the fact is, this young woman sitting at this table (the one where a cookie has gone missing) is engaging and charismatic and smart and pretty. The precision of her disdain and general enthusiasm for shit-kicking is infectious. She makes you want to root for her.”

Our take on this interview: We are squeeing with joy. This is one of the many reason we adore her. She does not SUGAR COAT. & we love things Spicy… just like Kristen likes her Spicy Cheetos. & we personally do not think she was talking bad about US fans, her main issue is the LACK of fucking privacy. & of course some where pissed that she didn’t mention the hot steamy sex she has with Rob in the interview~.

If you want a cookie cutter celeb to look up to, try one of the Disney Channel girls, cause’ Kris ain’t it.

♥

& while we work on our ELLE-Stew post, allow Gala Stew to walk you out ;)

–Posted by Elle

Before we begin, have you guise seen this amazing video?! if not: WATCH IT. LIVE IT. LEARN IT & LOVE IT!!

So…I usually lurk the Devotee twatter account just to be in the ‘know’. & some have been asking/emailing us the following questions, oh & be sure to click on the links ;)

1. Are Robert & Kristen doing this for PR because of Summit?
2. Why aren’t you a SHIPPER? *gag*:I loathe the word shipper along with the term Robsten….it’s KPattz MOFO:
3. Why don’t you tweet as much or your funny stories & RL issues?
   
4. Did Rob really have something going on with Nikki Reed?
   
5. Is Robert circumcised? :okay no one’s asked that, just Elle…she’s prays to bebe Jesus that his peen has an identity:

So I’ll try to answer these questions that obviously won’t let some people sleep peacefully at night. (& if you’re having difficulty sleeping at night because of this, you should lit’rally 1. Seek professional help 2. Take a few shots of Jameson 3. Benadryl Extra Strength 4. Fap until you pass out 5. find a RL JOB (stalking the AT & IMDb boards is not a job & shouldn’t even be a hobby) Not that I’m judging those who do this #JudgmentFreeZone.

Celestial should be her middle name <3

UNO: So are they doing ‘this’ for PR. I personally do no think so, I think, no I know Oregano is an asshole & he did NOT deserve our sweet Kristen. & come on now Kris & Rob are not the first celebs to fall for one another on the set of a movie. So no, our opinion is that this is RL & not PR. BTW PR does not stand for Puerto Rico it’s “Public relations”. Google it. The fucked up part is that it happened during the bullshit movie that is TWILIGHT (thank you Cougar Kathy for ruining what WAS my fave book but I’ve got FanFic now so take THAT)

you FAIL Cathy… FAIL

DOS: It’s not that we (Elle & I) aren’t shippers, we just do not think that talking about ones relationship is sorta weird & icky (yes I’m 21 using the word icky SUE ME) We’re just like the rest of the people that LOVE seeing them together in pics & squee if they’re are spotted blah blah blah, we do the same, but it’s INTERNALLY we’d hate to stink up anyone’s feed with “SQUEEE, OMG, THEY’RE WEARING THE SAME SHIRT, SNEAKERS, PANTIES HAT, BACK-PACK, SUN-GLASSES, MURSE (man purse)” That’s a tad  bit Jr. High School non?

omg-osh same shirt!!

TRES: Umm, regarding Elle not twatting about RL as much, that’s just because RL is kicking Elle’s ass hardcore but do you guys really want to know about our RL? Here’s some brief things that happen in our everyday life : Wake up, brush our teeth, shower, drink coffee, pop a Xanax, work, tweet, MSN, Facebook for me (G) since Elle Facebook-tarded, come home drink some Vodka soda,then go to a pub. The following day we try our best to remember what we did the previous day.

QUATRO: This blog will have to undergo some serious virus cleaning because the name Nikki Reed has been mentioned. & did Rob stick his sparkle stick in Nikki’s crab-pie? Our magic 8 ball broke so we wouldn’t be able to tell you. But if he did then…

CINCO: Is Robert Pattinson circumcised… God we hope he is, I’ve had my fair share of unidentified peens (un-cut) & it’s sorta strange. & I lit’rally think Elle prays that he is EVERY NIGHT. I try telling her that she will never fuck him so keep fapping & dreaming.

Um, yum yum yum BULGE

So the moral of this story is that yes we do think that Robert & Kristen are in relationship, but please remember she is NOT BELLA FUCKING SWAN & He is NOT EDWARD GLITTERJIZZ CULLEN. & if they break up what are you gonna do? D I A F? No you will continue living & loving life. So carry on <3

#KPattz

–xoxo G

So you’re officially 20 sweet girl. 20 is like a crossroad in your life. You’re old enough to buy cigarettes & play the lotto (since 18), but you can’t buy booze…Legally.

I (Elle) remember when I turned 20. I wasn’t able to go to any of the bars I wanted to, so my friends bought me what they call ‘NUTCRACKERS‘ :click here for the recipe: Err yeah. I really don’t remember what I did for my 20th. I do remember the hang-over & the ladybug tattoo I woke up with.

So Roberto what are your thoughts….

& we hope your not like Bella & actually enjoy all the Hello Kitty things your friend Roberto & husband Guillermo are going to buy you. P.S. don’t let Roberto HUMP your Hello Kitty pillows.

Now, our birthday wishes for you are sweet & simple…

• Enjoy
• Get rest
• Get drunk
• Smoke weed
• Have a hangover
• Eat birthday cupcakes & put your Pussy to the Wood

• Take pics, but make sure you’re fully clothed :or not: because they’ll end up on LJ eventually
• Lurk our twitter accounts & read our B-day twats for you
• Read this post
• Call us… maybe?

No but really, Happy Birthday to the sweet, beautiful, talented, witty & divine Kristen Stewart. We LOVE you!

& here’s a little gift from Roberto, he was jealous that you put your Pussy to The Wood.

See Kristen, everyone’s Happy that it’s your Birthday!!

& lets end this mofo Birthday post with some gifs by the Butt … you know what Butt it is we speak of Kristen

Hello Kitty Thong Fist Pump

bwahaha

–XOXO The Sources