This post is not for the narrow-minded. If your narrow & you’re minded, GTFO & SHUDDUPINYURFACE!
Miss. Divine & Mr. Bucket Filler
Woman as well as Men want the Bucket Filler
Men as well as Woman want the Divine
The above fact made the Sources think…. It really hurts when they think, because what they think is usually no good…
Take a deep breath!
I warned you!
What if Robert Pattinson was a Butt Boy?
& Another deep breath!
What if Kristen Stewart was a Lily Licker?
No the Sources are not going to get into details so don’t be offended & click the X just yet we are simply choosing people they should erm, work with in…
We know Robert did his Butt Boy part in the divine movie that is Little Ashes & Kristen is playing Joan Jett in the Runaways, Joan Jett may or may not be a Lily Licker. We know there is no Lily Licking for Kristen :read script: but there may or may not be some fuckhawt kissing
We just want to make the decision a bit easier for both Kristen & Robert in case they decide to go the other way or invite the other way to come in & play. We’ve narrowed down 3 girls for Kristen & 3 boys for Rob :)
lets dig into our inner Les
For Kristen:
Ellen Page
The first thing that pops in my head when I think of Ellen is ‘when is she going to pop her peen out?’ Love this girl! & would die if Kristen did a movie with her gay or str8, the Page is just as divine as the Stew in my book
Amanda Seyfried
Ever since Mama Mia I moved Ms. Seyfried to the top of my ‘If I Kiss A Girl’ list. She looks like a kitten so graceful & gorgeus. But what really behind dollface Seyfried? Lace & Leather?
Jessica Stroup
On 90210 she plays a feisty bi-polar. I don’t think she is good enough for the Stew, but she sure is purtty. & I have a feeling Kristen can take out her aggression on her :P
For Robert:
Henry CaVill
How hot is this man? How incredibly smexay would a convo between the two be? How long will your undies stay on? Did your girly parts just go Ka-Poot? :mine did:
Ryan Gosling
The Gos. The Lin. The Goslin. Look up PureSex & you’ll get the above immaculate specimen. Have you seen the guns on this man lately? He is divine. I want to lick him. He makes my dick twitch
James McAvoy
Gah! This man right here. Is beyond words in my book. Before Rob came along, the McAvoy was my bucket filler. When ‘Wanted’ came out Source #2 refused to go to the theater with me
:she was afraid I might bring the Rabbit he-he:
See! I kept it clean. I really did. I think I deserve a high five for this being a clean post. Although I would love to be buttrupt by Pattinson, Cavil, Gosling & McAvoy. We shall call it the SonVilLingAvoy!
& we all know the Pattinson & the Stewart are everything but LillyLickingButtBoys they are the best thing that has happened to acting since Angelina & Brad. They slay us in way’s we never thought possible. They make us bite our nails off on weekends waiting for pictures. Robert & Kristen… the FanGirl Slayer
What are your choices for Kristen & Robert?
Happy Ending? Yes!
& bye bye for now <3
–Posted by Elle
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*throws hands into the air* THIS is the kind of quality prose I am TALKING about! I am 100% supportive of Rob burgling another man’s cookie jar. I just made that up…hm…a bit vague, but effective nonetheless. I couldn’t agree with you more, and lovely picks on the gents btw…especially the last two…*bites lip* ~Lost
bwahahaha! Just checked out your blog, let me know when you finish constructing so I can plug you. Looks awesome so far!
Love your blog! Too freakin’ hilarious! Another Kristin possible: http://blogamole.mtvtr3s.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/michelle_rodriguez.png What do you think?
“He makes my dick twitch” ROFLMAO
Um, we share a brain. Those are my top 3 men besides rob as well! how fucking weird
Oh and also LOVE ellen page and amanda. don’t know the 3rd girl…
OMG, I’m freaking crying! “He makes my dick twitch”. LOL!!! Love it!
And Amanda Seyfried is definitely on my list now…
LMFAO! I think definitely Amanda would be perfect for Miss Thang herself. They make a cute pair.
As for myself, I would love to see Rob with someone different… Hmmm… I know who I have in my mind… (from my dreams of fanwiches galore.)
Oh, that would be so Freaking Hawt! Double buckets PLEASE!
Oy! Rob and McAvoy! I would DIE!! Thatd be one sexy as shit pairing. Even though James is married with kids I’d still ship that union like whoa! lol
And Ellen Page + KStew = So much awesome!
I have an insane girlcrush on Zooey Deschanel and I lurv Kristen so that would be my ultimate girlcrush combo that would never ever be.
That is all! :]
Kristen and Michael Angarano I thought they were so great together.
“Lily Licker” OMFG that is too funny! I love that. I have many acronyms that I use for just such occasions.
Thanks for the laugh yet again! **Smooches** You know how hard I Luver You!
What if Nikki Reed read this?
I think she would put herself as No1.
No2. Dakota *stalkingKstew* Fanning.
No3. Ellen Page.
Rob.
No1. Jens Lekman – they will make sweet music together.
No2. Patrick Wolfe – same
No3. Sufjan Stevens – same
BUT. Kris & Rob are together FOREVER.