Archive for December, 2009

On Saturday my girls & I (Source #1) went to see Sir Bobby Long

‘Bobby I love your ELBOWS’

During one of his songs one of my girls asked this dude why he likes Bobby? his reply: ‘First time I’m hearing about him, but my friend here loves him

Orly now?

His friend butt-buddy then tells me ‘Bobby Long is best-friends with Robert Pattinson

Yep my thoughts exactly, NEVER drop the ‘R’ bomb when seeing one of the Brit-Pack men

My reply to that?

wait for it…wait for it

At a lost for words…I could drown in that baby blue sea he has for eyes


The look on his face was fucking price-less I got the side-eye from hell. Sooo worth it!

Pucker up Butter cup, Stew ain’t got shit on me… wait what?

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Oh Hi there!! Were you living under a Rock? Yes? Well look what the fuck you missed!!

The Runaways

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning star in this music-fueled story of the ground-breaking, all girl, teenage rock band of the 1970s: The Runaways.  The film follows two friends, Joan Jett and Cherie Currie, as they rise from rebellious Southern California kids to rock stars of the now legendary group that paved the way for future generations of girl bands. Joan and Cherie fall under the Svengali-like influence of rock impresario Kim Fowley, played by Michael Shannon, who turns the group into an outrageous success and a family of misfits. With its tough-chick image and raw talent, the band quickly earns a name for itself and so do its two leads: Joan is the band’s pure rock & roll heart, while Cherie, with her Bowie-Bardot looks, is the sex kitten. Written and directed by Floria Sigismondi, the film chronicles Joan and Cherie’s tumultuous relationship on and off stage, as the band starts to break out.The film is produced by John Linson, Art Linson and Bill Pohlad, written and directed by Floria Sigismondi, and stars Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning and Michael Shannon.  The Runaways will be released by Apparition on March 19, 2009.

Excited? So.Are.We.

The MOFO Trailer!

As always the Sources break it DOWN

Clicky for more MOFO (more…)

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Mr. & Mrs. Claus

Hello all, welcome back to the fuckery that is ATMS

The Sources got to talking & we were having a hard time thinking of things to get our for-fake-freinds-in-real-life friends Kris & Rob. We texted Rob & Kris to ask them what they would like… We are still waiting for a reply. We truly think Kris dropped her phone in a pie & Rob dropped his in the toilet.

So we gave up & started pondering… We came up with a few things. Ready? Set…GO!!


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Kris last time you were seen was on 11-23-09 not that we’re keeping tabs or anything…

Call  me a bad Devotee buy I’m kinda sorta glad you pulled a Houdini on us. Like come on your 19 & been working none stop for what seems like ever.

Since you are Queen o’ Mysteries people really don’t know what your up to, we are the Sources… we know, but shall not tell

So Kris, here’s the 3 places Sources #1 & 2 think you should go to


This is what we called a Blur-Cation why Blur-Cation? Well because we really don’t remember what happened when we went. We do remember the Hotel & killer ‘Coffee-shop called Rookies It is the best place to go to escape the Twilight Fandom. Scouts honor. You may or may not wake up with a total stranger, but um that’s life, right? The Holy Herb was enticing, So much so that Source #1 wanted to fill up a box of Tampons & bring it back to the States

Dominican Republic

Oh my the stories we have from our trip there are ridiculous. From hanging :doing: with the Poolboy’s to having your jewelry snatched from you. Good times indeed. Source #2 thinks she lost her virtue there but it was so long ago she can’t quite recall. Source #1 was dicknotized as well, now she looks back & want’s to purge. The country is beautiful Fierce one. They greet you with beer at the air-port & they call you ‘Gringa’. & if you have a boy-friend :cough: Rob :cough: The ladies that braid hair at the beach will want to give him a quick blowie, so don’t trust them when they say they want to show him the ‘BATHROOM’. Trust.

The Sources Apartment

Um not what you expected right? Sources 1 & 2 live like men. Beer, weed & takeout is our motto & we think that’s exactly what you need at the moment. & we have foosball MOFO! 3 bedrooms & a futon for a couch. What more can you ask for? We even have a lady that comes & cleans up for us, & by cleaning I mean she takes the beer bottles out for us. There’s the black-out chair, self explanatory

So Fierce one, if you have this blog bookmarked :I know you do: keep our suggestions in mind ;)

Happy Hanukkah All ♥

–Porsted by Elle & G

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For those not aware what ‘Welcome To The Riley’s‘ is click HERE for a great synopsis  I’ve read the script. Yes I am a loser. & as they say, A movie will either make or break you, & from the looks of it, it will formulate the Stew…

Stew fans have been anticipating the Sundance Film Festival 2010 Schedule Release with hopes that ‘Welcome To The Riley’s’ would make it. Well what do you know, it freaking did.  Before this amazing news was announced, the producer of the movie Giovanni Agnelli gave us the following movie stills:


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