Hey girl Hey… It’s your Birthday!!
So you’re officially 20 sweet girl. 20 is like a crossroad in your life. You’re old enough to buy cigarettes & play the lotto (since 18), but you can’t buy booze…Legally.
I (Elle) remember when I turned 20. I wasn’t able to go to any of the bars I wanted to, so my friends bought me what they call ‘NUTCRACKERS‘ :click here for the recipe: Err yeah. I really don’t remember what I did for my 20th. I do remember the hang-over & the ladybug tattoo I woke up with.
So Roberto what are your thoughts….
& we hope your not like Bella & actually enjoy all the Hello Kitty things your friend Roberto & husband Guillermo are going to buy you. P.S. don’t let Roberto HUMP your Hello Kitty pillows.
Now, our birthday wishes for you are sweet & simple…
- Enjoy
- Get rest
- Get drunk
- Smoke weed
- Have a hangover
- Eat birthday cupcakes & put your Pussy to the Wood
- Take pics, but make sure you’re fully clothed :or not: because they’ll end up on LJ eventually
- Lurk our twitter accounts & read our B-day twats for you
- Read this post
- Call us… maybe?
No but really, Happy Birthday to the sweet, beautiful, talented, witty & divine Kristen Stewart. We LOVE you!
& here’s a little gift from Roberto, he was jealous that you put your Pussy to The Wood.
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See Kristen, everyone’s Happy that it’s your Birthday!!
& lets end this mofo Birthday post with some gifs by the Butt … you know what Butt it is we speak of Kristen
Hello Kitty Thong Fist Pump
bwahaha
–XOXO The Sources
lol, wait what’s LJ?
Oh and this post rocks (as always).
OMG those gifs. LMAO
Love it! Happy Birthday Kristen!
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lololololo they say it’s her birthday!
lololololo it’s our birthday too yeah!
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Hello its Rob,
Im currently braiding corn rows in Kristens hair. She wanted me to give you this message. “Oh, hi… I was wondering if you would babysit my son, Tom. He wants you to butt rupt him. He says he promises not to cry but still wants you to hold him when your done.”
Let us know…
pick it, roll it, lick it, flick it.