Hai guise, it’s Source #2 (G) & yes I’m sort of doing this post solo since Source #1 (Elle) has been doing the past 5743y2598 post with her new BFF the BUTT!!
Before we begin, have you guise seen this amazing video?! if not: WATCH IT. LIVE IT. LEARN IT & LOVE IT!!
So…I usually lurk the Devotee twatter account just to be in the ‘know’. & some have been asking/emailing us the following questions, oh & be sure to click on the links ;)
- Are Robert & Kristen doing this for PR because of Summit?
- Why aren’t you a SHIPPER? *gag*:I loathe the word shipper along with the term Robsten….it’s KPattz MOFO:
- Why don’t you tweet as much or your funny stories & RL issues?
- Did Rob really have something going on with Nikki Reed?
- Is Robert circumcised? :okay no one’s asked that, just Elle…she’s prays to bebe Jesus that his peen has an identity:
So I’ll try to answer these questions that obviously won’t let some people sleep peacefully at night. (& if you’re having difficulty sleeping at night because of this, you should lit’rally 1. Seek professional help 2. Take a few shots of Jameson 3. Benadryl Extra Strength 4. Fap until you pass out 5. find a RL JOB (stalking the AT & IMDb boards is not a job & shouldn’t even be a hobby) Not that I’m judging those who do this #JudgmentFreeZone.
UNO: So are they doing ‘this’ for PR. I personally do no think so, I think, no I know Oregano is an asshole & he did NOT deserve our sweet Kristen. & come on now Kris & Rob are not the first celebs to fall for one another on the set of a movie. So no, our opinion is that this is RL & not PR. BTW PR does not stand for Puerto Rico it’s “Public relations”. Google it. The fucked up part is that it happened during the bullshit movie that is TWILIGHT (thank you Cougar Kathy for ruining what WAS my fave book but I’ve got FanFic now so take THAT)
DOS: It’s not that we (Elle & I) aren’t shippers, we just do not think that talking about ones relationship is sorta weird & icky (yes I’m 21 using the word icky SUE ME) We’re just like the rest of the people that LOVE seeing them together in pics & squee if they’re are spotted blah blah blah, we do the same, but it’s INTERNALLY we’d hate to stink up anyone’s feed with “SQUEEE, OMG, THEY’RE WEARING THE SAME SHIRT, SNEAKERS, PANTIES HAT, BACK-PACK, SUN-GLASSES, MURSE (man purse)” That’s a tad bit Jr. High School non?
TRES: Umm, regarding Elle not twatting about RL as much, that’s just because RL is kicking Elle’s ass hardcore but do you guys really want to know about our RL? Here’s some brief things that happen in our everyday life : Wake up, brush our teeth, shower, drink coffee, pop a Xanax, work, tweet, MSN, Facebook for me (G) since Elle Facebook-tarded, come home drink some Vodka soda,then go to a pub. The following day we try our best to remember what we did the previous day.
QUATRO: This blog will have to undergo some serious virus cleaning because the name Nikki Reed has been mentioned. & did Rob stick his sparkle stick in Nikki’s crab-pie? Our magic 8 ball broke so we wouldn’t be able to tell you. But if he did then…
CINCO: Is Robert Pattinson circumcised… God we hope he is, I’ve had my fair share of unidentified peens (un-cut) & it’s sorta strange. & I lit’rally think Elle prays that he is EVERY NIGHT. I try telling her that she will never fuck him so keep fapping & dreaming.
So the moral of this story is that yes we do think that Robert & Kristen are in relationship, but please remember she is NOT BELLA FUCKING SWAN & He is NOT EDWARD GLITTERJIZZ CULLEN. & if they break up what are you gonna do? D I A F? No you will continue living & loving life. So carry on <3