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Hello Daddy Hello Mom this is a Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-CHERRY BOMB POST

& because we’ve were patting our wrist for the trailer, let’s start this post with Fap-Worthy Material ;)

& just like our New Moon Premier post, we’ve decided to do a The Runaways Premier post. Hope you enjoy :)

Do’s

  • Extra eyeliner
  • Red leather jumpsuit
  • Sport your Shag. & it’s bet-not be a wig MOFO or Feather your hair
  • Talk in a raspy seductive voice like Joan Jett
  • Take your Guitar (Rock Band & Guitar Hero guitars are acceptable) Don’t Judge
  • Wear Pro-Keds, it’s the only day you’ll be able to wear them instead of Converse
  • Tuck a water-gun in your pants… and use it as a flask if you must

  • Use the word ‘Dog’ before every curse word
  • Bring your passport, you’ll need it because The Runaways go to Japan
  • Yell Cherry-Bomb! if the theater suddenly gets quiet
  • Cake your face in make-up a la Cherie
  • Take a 6 pack of canned beer. When done smash it with your hands & throw it @ your neighbor
  • Kiss the girl next to you… wait what? (more…)
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Hello all! Sorry for the delay, & thanks for the emails asking if we quit ATMS. No, we haven’t. But ‘real life’ was hectic. Let’s begin!

Soooo next week is the NYC premier of The Runaways. The Sources & Co. are going to the premier.


Source #1 took a ‘No Fangirling’ vow. & Source #2 threatened to punch her in the neck if she shows any signs of ‘Fangirling’. We’ve read what people have said about things you should NOT do when you meet the Almighty Fierce One, here’s our list:

Do NOT:

  • Ask her about Twilight. We’ve noticed that she does so much better when anything Twilight related isn’t mention. Hence her amazing Interview with Jay Leno ;)
  • Approach her and go “I’m panicking I’m panicking omg!”
  • Ask her about Rob. She will Bitch-Face you. & that will most likely be caught on camera for all world to see. & we will make fun of you #Trust.

  • Scream at her. She might take out her water gun & squirt you in the eye with Jack D.
  • Ask if they used one of her bras for Rob modesty patch in Remember Me. Kris is probably an A-Cup & in our pervy little minds we think Rob has a Monster Peen.
  • Grab her boobs to check if she has her Nipples Pierced.

  • Do not go all CoolSpotter’s & wear any & everything you’ve seen her wearing. Jewelry included. it’s just not fucking cool. At.All.
  • Mention Nikki Reed. No explanations needed.
  • Ask if Oregano took her V-Card.
  • Tell her Martha Stewart has the best pie in the world.
  • Mention Rob’s Hello Kitty collection.
  • Touch her Shag.

  • Ask whether or not her boyfriend is circumcised. :LOL:
  • Ask to bum a fag, chances are she’ll bum one from you.
  • Show her her Team Bella Tattoo. She is NOT Bella Fuckers!
  • Don’t fucking hover. You’re not a UFO.
  • Try & Bitch-Face her. She’ll think you’re constipated & hand you Imodium
  • Expect her to speak to you & Do not think you have a right to speak to her.

& last but not least….

  • NEVER TAKE A PICTURE WITH KRISTEN STEWART. Why? Because in our opinion it’s usually Beauty & the Beast… she is Beauty. *hides*

Cioa!

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Hello Gorgeous

It’s not your Birthday girlfriend, but we thought we’d do a special post to congratulate you on your win! CONFETTI!! (more…)

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Oh hi there again. Yes it’s part deuce of our Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb Post. Click here for Part 1

Well guess what, while Source #1 & #2 were working on their TwiLoss 2010, a MOFO clip came out, new stills came out as well but we will Fap to those in a bit ;)

StewKota look celestial here

Some are still wondering why we are all stoked that Kristen has not only 1 but 2 movies premiering at the Sundance Film Festival. This is great. Why? Because Kristen is an amazing actress yet she goes unrecognized. She’s so amazing that the Directer for Sundance came to her defense when it came to her choosing of ‘risky’ roles:“She’s putting her money where her mouth is,” he says. “I think it’s great. These are tough parts.” Kudos Cooper. Us Stew gals salute you.

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The Sundance Film Festival is just days away, & If you’ve been living in a staircase with a cat named Pepper like Source #1 &2’s hobo friend Mike, you may have missed that 2 of The Fierce One’s films will be premiering:

The Runaways & Welcome To The Riley’s.


  We are Stew Devotees so we made a list of Do’s & Dont’s that Kristen MUST follow for Sundance 2010   

Sundance Stew Do’s

  • Get a spa treatment to detox from Brit pack’s ciggies, beer and hot pockets
  • Cancel her Co-Star in ‘The Runaways’  Ali Shawkat’s hotel/lodge reservation… She’s rumored to be dating Oregano
  • Order a shit-load of Room service & send it the Jesse’s room
  • Smoke a fatty with James Franco
  • Wear the ski mask she knitted herself so she won’t be recognized
  • Sell hats & mitts she knitted herself & donate the $ to Haiti
  • Sneak into Ryan Gosling’s room & erm practice her Breaking Dawn lurve scene…& end up at Jesse Eisenberg’s :h00r:
  • Wear her Red Joan Jett outfit for the premier of ‘Welcome to the Riley’s’ & nothing to the premier of ‘The Runaways’. UNF
  • Since Stephanie ‘queen of irrelevance’ Pratt announced that she will be attending Sundance, Kristen should just walk up & FACE PUNCH HER.

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Nothing to do with Stew… Everything to do with The Stew

We figured the best thing for us to ring in the New Year is with our resolutions for The Fierce One, here they GO

Resolution  #1: We hope for Health, Happiness & that her divine career keeps on blossoming, we also want those that say she can NOT act to Die.In.A.Fire

Resolution #2: We hope we get to see more awkward award show moments, & fist pumps :GUIDOOOO:

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Oh Hi there!! Were you living under a Rock? Yes? Well look what the fuck you missed!!

The Runaways

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning star in this music-fueled story of the ground-breaking, all girl, teenage rock band of the 1970s: The Runaways.  The film follows two friends, Joan Jett and Cherie Currie, as they rise from rebellious Southern California kids to rock stars of the now legendary group that paved the way for future generations of girl bands. Joan and Cherie fall under the Svengali-like influence of rock impresario Kim Fowley, played by Michael Shannon, who turns the group into an outrageous success and a family of misfits. With its tough-chick image and raw talent, the band quickly earns a name for itself and so do its two leads: Joan is the band’s pure rock & roll heart, while Cherie, with her Bowie-Bardot looks, is the sex kitten. Written and directed by Floria Sigismondi, the film chronicles Joan and Cherie’s tumultuous relationship on and off stage, as the band starts to break out.The film is produced by John Linson, Art Linson and Bill Pohlad, written and directed by Floria Sigismondi, and stars Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning and Michael Shannon.  The Runaways will be released by Apparition on March 19, 2009.

Excited? So.Are.We.

The MOFO Trailer!

As always the Sources break it DOWN

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