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*stretch & yawn* Hello all, G here lets play :)

So how about those MTV Movie Awards? Our inner fan-girl was not so inner last night. We were all chanting “They Better KISS” (now I ask myself err why does it matter? & to be honest, I don’t know I just want these KPattz Blue Balls err Ovaries to go bye bye)

Let’s start off by giving a big congrats to our girl for winning Best Female Performance *fist pump*

Kristen was celestial last night. We are beyond proud of our girl. She had a VERY shit week, But look at her :) Head.Held.High… As it should be.

Ruth is so cute in the background ♥

& can we also say how fab she looked? Hair = Win… D&G Skirt & Top = Win… Rousseau Shoes = Win… Makeup =Win… Oh & that Double Infinity Ring = Major Win Kristen Stewart = WIN!

& how delicious did Rob look? Congrats on your Global Super Star & Best Male Performance Awards!

he can almost wrap his hands around that pop-corn…oh those hands…oh oh o

I’m a bit miffed that Sn00ki didn’t get to interview Kristen. I wanted Kristen to pull out one of her EPIC Bitch-Face cards for calling her a whore. *sigh* Maybe next year? Ok maybe not. Let’s keep our girl Jersey Shore Free (even though we want Breaking Dawn’s Isle Esme to be filmed on the Jersey Shore)

Gorgeous Kids are Gorgeous

Before you proceed: If you hate people speaking about Rob & Kristen as a couple or w/e I think it’s time to…

The ‘They May or May not have Kissed’ Scene

BTW not that I’m calling anyone out Elle But I think everyone was nervous when this part of the show came on… Right Miss. I think I need a shot of Jameson guys ELLE!!!

So did they kiss? According To Our Sources, Yes. But, you be the judge. Not that it really matters what they do in public ;)

For those who were SHAKING & RAGING & CRYING & SCREAMING because of Kristen last night. Here you go: Kill them with a smile sweet Stew

The awards this year were great, & what made it better was Pirate’s highly caffeinated Grey Goose Iced Tea, so let’s end this with one of my favorite part in the award The Face Mush ♥

–xoxo G

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Hai guise, it’s Source #2 (G) & yes I’m sort of doing this post solo since Source #1 (Elle) has been doing the past 5743y2598  post with her new BFF the BUTT!!

Before we begin, have you guise seen this amazing video?! if not: WATCH IT. LIVE IT. LEARN IT & LOVE IT!!

So…I usually lurk the Devotee twatter account just to be in the ‘know’. & some have been asking/emailing us the following questions, oh & be sure to click on the links ;)

  1. Are Robert & Kristen doing this for PR because of Summit?
  2. Why aren’t you a SHIPPER? *gag*:I loathe the word shipper along with the term Robsten….it’s KPattz MOFO:
  3. Why don’t you tweet as much or your funny stories & RL issues?
  4. Did Rob really have something going on with Nikki Reed?
  5. Is Robert circumcised? :okay no one’s asked that, just Elle…she’s prays to bebe Jesus that his peen has an identity:

So I’ll try to answer these questions that obviously won’t let some people sleep peacefully at night. (& if you’re having difficulty sleeping at night because of this, you should lit’rally 1. Seek professional help 2. Take a few shots of Jameson 3. Benadryl Extra Strength 4. Fap until you pass out 5. find a RL JOB (stalking the AT & IMDb boards is not a job & shouldn’t even be a hobby) Not that I’m judging those who do this #JudgmentFreeZone. (more…)

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Well um looks like Kristen is across the pond… & erm so is Rob


The status of their ‘relationship’ was 2009’s biggest ‘debate’. Forget about War, MJ dying & Mudd Pies along with the rest of real life fuckery  


There are those that people call ‘Nonstens’ aka those that don’t believe Rob & Kris are dating & the only way to justify this will be with a sex-tape  

The Nonstens reaction:  


& now in a dramatic voice  


For the record I (Elle) hate the words Robsten & Nonsten, I prefer KPattz & the Denial-ers  

We are the Source, we know exactly why she is there


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Nothing to do with Stew… Everything to do with The Stew

We figured the best thing for us to ring in the New Year is with our resolutions for The Fierce One, here they GO

Resolution  #1: We hope for Health, Happiness & that her divine career keeps on blossoming, we also want those that say she can NOT act to Die.In.A.Fire

Resolution #2: We hope we get to see more awkward award show moments, & fist pumps :GUIDOOOO:

Click for more finesse kiddos


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As Alice would say… IT’s TIME!!

What IS Acceptable

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G & I didn’t know how to word or post this & we’re not one’s to say ‘In your face’. We’re more likely to say ‘Shuddupinyurface’

So the internet exploded . It literally went kaput. G wanted me to call Time Warner because she said our internet was acting odd. I tell her WTF are you talking about G? Then she’s like HERE:

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For the record Source #1 is Elle & Source #2 is G

Source #1 is a bad bad person, when the Harper’s Bazaar pictures ‘leaked’ she did not tell Source #2 until the next day *giggles* In her defense she really just did it so that this post turns out ok

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