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The Runaways
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning star in this music-fueled story of the ground-breaking, all girl, teenage rock band of the 1970s: The Runaways. The film follows two friends, Joan Jett and Cherie Currie, as they rise from rebellious Southern California kids to rock stars of the now legendary group that paved the way for future generations of girl bands. Joan and Cherie fall under the Svengali-like influence of rock impresario Kim Fowley, played by Michael Shannon, who turns the group into an outrageous success and a family of misfits. With its tough-chick image and raw talent, the band quickly earns a name for itself and so do its two leads: Joan is the band’s pure rock & roll heart, while Cherie, with her Bowie-Bardot looks, is the sex kitten. Written and directed by Floria Sigismondi, the film chronicles Joan and Cherie’s tumultuous relationship on and off stage, as the band starts to break out.The film is produced by John Linson, Art Linson and Bill Pohlad, written and directed by Floria Sigismondi, and stars Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning and Michael Shannon. The Runaways will be released by Apparition on March 19, 2009.
Excited? So.Are.We.
The MOFO Trailer!
As always the Sources break it DOWN
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JettStew-Bitchface: Like the KStew Bitchface, but this one will indeed not give two flying fucks in hesitating to rip you a new one.
The EPIC Grind: UNF. That is all. Hello Daddy, Hello Mom…I think the Sources have just found their dream Threesome. Wonder how many boys & girls had to run to there local Pharmacy to buy erm, chaffing cream.
Sex Pistol: Dear Sirs, we here at ‘According To My Sources‘ would like this gif in Real Life. We would like to cover all of our mirrors with it. & walk the streets of New York, The UK & Cali screaming ‘It’s not a Mullet it’s a Shag MOFO’
RAWR JettStew: ‘Do NOT, get me Upset‘…
Wet JettStew: Sounds like soup eh? ‘Waiter, I’ll have an order of Wet JettStew & a shot of UNF’. Oh how thy Sources wish the water was unfogged for us to perv on her nibbly things. *EDIT* You CAN sorta see her nibbly things!!! UNF!!
The Lipbite: Some get peeved when they see her do it. We get turned on. Mind you we like riding ‘disco sticks’.
The Runaways: Um, they ‘Runaway’ ?
Revelations: This looks like it’s the ‘peak’ of ‘The Runaways’ story, According To Our Sources of course ;)
Be sure to Bookmark the OFFICIAL site for The Runaways Movie
A little fyi MOFO’s… Please credit Source #4 AdoringKStew if you use thess fuckawesomeass gifs
& how FUCKAWESOME will this part be in the movie? JettStew, We are ready for you
Let the Stew sing you out of here
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See, Ellybean, the only reason I’d go see this is for Dakota, if I were to see it at all. Seeing Stew just makes me scowl and my nose turn up. Totes just did it. Oh and yes, you called it right, I *hate* the lipbite.
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I’m going to have to see this movie in an empty theater. I guarantee I will actually squee out louds and will look like this:
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‘It’s not a Mullet it’s a Shag MOFO’ THANK YOU! Seeing nearly everyone call it a mullet was bothering me, but I was starting to think I was the only one. A while back I PROVED that KStew doesn’t have a mullet with a geometry proof. Nerdy, but effective:
http://born2bjetthead.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/kstew-and-joan-jett-do-not-have-mullets-and-i-can-prove-it/
Don’t worry, the bishes that call it a ‘mullet,’ are only jealous Rpatz fangirls suckin’ on sour grapes who hate that Kstew gets all of Rob’s luuuuv, and so they live to demean and ridicule her. Everyone knows a mullet is not long on the sides, but they’re lives suck and they’re insanely jealous of this successful 19 yr old beautiful badass.
I’m sorry for my rudeness at commenting unintroduced. Hi everyone! I just found this blog yesterday, and I like it. Power to the Stew!
CANNOT EFFING WAIT!!! Kristen looks sooooooooooo good as Joan!! I was on a JJ fan forum and all her long term fans are saying how good she looks as her!!! They all look amazing!!! MARCH HURRY!!!
Who’s the only girl who can play Bella Wonderbread Swan and Joan Fucking Jett back to back?? Kstew Badass, that’s who, muthafucka!
No shit. Did you know that Bella and Joan are both brown-eyed Virgos? lol. Hope Kristen doesn’t get typecast doing THAT.
Holy Mary, mother of GOD. *needs a cold shower STAT*
I so can’t wait for this movie, the anticipation is up there with Remember Me holyfuckmarchisgonnabecrazy
I think it wasn’t a lipbite more a liplick. and it suits a purpose. cherry bomb is something delicious in its badassness. and the trailer indicates she licks her lip looking at Cherie.
Gawd, I need a cold shower just looking at that teaser. This movie is gonna kill me. Bow down to the Stew and her badass!
Hope it will be shown in Europe soon. Love KS. Really think she is very talented (& of course very beautiful).
I LOVE this blog you guys are hilarious lol
you rock!
I can’t wait for this movie :D
oo btw I just got a question uhm wats UNF? :D thanks!
Please make this come to france or i’m going to kill some bitches at nonsten.com.
I want to see this badly. OMG if there is one, make this happen please and i garantee you that i will be good.
I won’t punch the next person who say bella is a good character and that SM can write even a little.