Well um looks like Kristen is across the pond… & erm so is Rob
The status of their ‘relationship’ was 2009’s biggest ‘debate’. Forget about War, MJ dying & Mudd Pies along with the rest of real life fuckery
There are those that people call ‘Nonstens’ aka those that don’t believe Rob & Kris are dating & the only way to justify this will be with a sex-tape
The Nonstens reaction:
& now in a dramatic voice
For the record I (Elle) hate the words Robsten & Nonsten, I prefer KPattz & the Denial-ers
We are the Source, we know exactly why she is there
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To visit Source #3 KStewsButt
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So Rob could show her his ‘KStew Shrine’ he did say he auditioned for Twilight because of her
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Because Lizzy wanted to dress Rob like a little girl (like they did when they were young) & Victoria wasn’t around…Kristen was her only choice
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Because you can get shit faced at the age of 18, 16 or 5 (in private)
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She wanted to ring Mama-Stew from London’s first red phone box when the clock struck 12
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To get to the other side :Corny Twilight joke:
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She wanted to meet Harry Potter at Platform 9 3/4
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To have tea & crumpets with the Queen
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Since she’s already seen the ‘Family Jewels’ :cough: She wanted to see the Crown Jewels
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She wanted to tour the Land of Shakespeare… she’s a serious actress
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Rob wanted to show her his Garbage Can
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Was afraid Rob would forget to change his calendar to 2010
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To drive on the other side of the road
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To take a picture for CamStew & prove that London Bridge is NOT falling down
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To buy Cadbury Chocolates
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The LA sunshine made her sparkle
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She thought that hanging out with the Brits would help her understand Rob’s accent, the flash cards are giving her “Ow, PAPER-CUT’
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You need to spend a certain amount of time in England before the Brit Pack lets you join their gang, you also need to go a fortnight without showering/shaving
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She’s already picked over all the salvation army stores in LA
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She wanted to learn Rob’s fave recipes from MamaPattz b/c the hot pockets are not a balanced meal
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She had to bring Rob his toothbrush. He’s always forgetting stuff
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To do research and watch National Lampoon’s European Vacation with Rob’s dog Patty, little does she know…Patty’s dead
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She wanted to have a ‘Staring Contest’ with the Palace guards, if she wins she gets to keep thier hats. They will lose when she pulls out the Bitch-Face
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She is visiting to see the landscaping… that is Rob’s lower region He has a lovely English Garden
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Rob stole all her pillows, she had to go retrieve them
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To shag her beloved ‘friend’ & put all our New Year celebrations to shame
- She wants to reorganise Rob’s bedroom with her jumbo pack of Post-It Notes and travel-size vaccum cleaner
- She wants to colour-code Rob’s wardrobe
- HER DAD MADE HER DO IT
There you have it folks, the REAL reasons Kristen is in the UK
Now our only hopes & wishes is that they are left the fuck alone, stop posting locations & going to the bars Rob attends… It doesn’t pay the bills. Just stalk Twatter-Twitter & FAP to both Kris & Rob pics. #NORMAL…
& if Kris IS or IS with Rob, Denial-ers be kind Stew or THIS:
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Forget coming to see Robert, she’s here to see the butt.
I’ll be waiting for her with the ‘I LOVE YOUR BUTT’ sign.
LOL!! I’ll have a big screen TV with a video of me fabbing to her Interview Magazine video.
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ohhhh my gosh i laughed so hard! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i love your reasons for kstew being there. i also loved the pick of le queen de badass hahahah
Bb,you rock all my 9 1/2 levels. LOL
Oh and Kris is so in the UK to buy a t-shirt with british flag 4 TayStew,bb. After all,everybody knows that unless you actually buy it in England,its not really english. ;p
She needs the crown ! save the queen ! long life to the queen of the badass !
You forgot to add that they’re hobby is Ghost Hunting. They are searching for the ghost of Charles who’s free floating decapitated head has been seen around Billingham Manor.
You know Rob loves the Syfy channel & Ghost Busters. Kris just loves to see him in his Ghost Busters uniform!
some people are saying Robsten pics in UK are photoshop because the expression of the girl in the 2 pics, they said the expression seems the same and the little girl don´t to much clothes like Kris/Rob. To me it seems real, but now i´m so confused!!! Can someone please help me here, can please answer my question :) i was so happy and now i´m sad, confused.
I hate read those comments, i LOVE Robsten :)
patty, relax it,s a true fan encounter apparent ly the girl works in the store she run outside when she spotted them and ask for the pictures! other sites are reporting this.
Can’t really work in England when you’re under 16 ;) Unless you beg.Really hard lol
WHAT!!! Robert is cheating on Kristen Stewart with Bella Swan!!!!!!!!….mutherfu*er!
Ohh Patty….Nothing to be confused about!! :)
The little fan is smiling the same in both pics…but her bangs have shifted a little in the pic with Rob….Hang in there and don’t let the crazy get to you!
Lol they’re real. Relax.
Having a nipple attack…
Don´t know if the girl works at store, but in my opinion the pics ARE real. We never saw before one pic of Kris/Rob with this clothes. And why the girl will put pics with photoshop? and if was photoshop, someone will find out, right? and we have true sources on twitter. Before the pics, they said that kristen would go to UK and guess what? she went :)
PS: sorry my english
We never said the pics were fake.
You need to spend a certain amount of time in England before the Brit Pack lets you join their gang, you also need to go a fortnight without showering/shaving
Bahahaha So effing funny. LOVE IT
@’I am your lover too’ :
Ahh…I really don’t think so…:
ROFL
she’s arelative of the owner so technically she can’t be employed yet.
WTF!!!??..plis stop liying! they are together! I love rob and kristen and i want to se the both happy and they are happy TOGETHER!so…GO ROBSTEN!
I heart you girls.
You know the Nonstens to me are like Aunt Nutty aka Robs crazy aunt what they say goes in one ear and out the other.
To FUCK ROBSTEN – orginal name by the way LMAO. Ok hun maybe you skipped your meds today but really “lets be simple about this” I think we all know Rob is not Edward or Kris is not Bella or are they…..I kid. Oh by the way they are most likely FUCKING right now sorry to rub it in ;)
I’m sure the Brit pack are like the mafia and at this time Rob is their leader but Kris is buttering up to the boys behind Robs back so she baked them some lovely pies. My prediction by this time next year she will be their new leader and poor Rob will start a Van Morrison tribute band.
You guys are fucking hilarious as always :)
You forgot to mention she went to UK to took her NY cap back. lol
They r pathetic. They own us NOTHING. THey do deserve respect of us fans.Nobody bothers you haters when you r on vacation.
Sources u did a GREAT JOB. Thanks
So now im getting the jist of all of this “Denial-ers” and “Kpattz” thing.
From someone who has no idea about this relationship, I’m thinking that these photos with the fan must mean something right? And this is why all the haters come out, because they don’t want Kristen to be with Robert?…REALLY!!!!
Aaaaannnd, since when did they have first dibs on his (love) life?
NOW i understand the support for Kristen and why her fans will probably protect her to the death! She seems badass enough to be able to protect herself, but nothing like a few soldiers to uphold that armour! Especially when they use words to throw a few smack downs on these Denial-ers. Awesome post once again! Can’t wait for the next one ;)
Good points, I think I will definitely subscribe!:). I’ll go and read some more!
KMdawe, you,re so funny please don’t stop writing you crack me up with tour black humor love it!
The academy didn’t show why it decided to go with Stewart after using comedian Ellen DeGeneres this year. Garden Design
Lol love this! funny stuff! Love your blog! xxxxxx
Leave them alone please..!!!
So Happy about Rob and Kristen , I’m sure both sets of parents are pretty proud. Happy life and New Year aye.
Hey Ellybean…can you take a wild guess at how many points I BLARFed at? I’ll give you a cookie if you get it right…
SO WELL PUT HOPE THEY CAN FINAL HAVE SO TIME TO DO WHAT EVERY IT IS THEY WONT.. AND DONT POST NOTHING LEAVE THEM ALONE DAMN WOULD YOU WONT SOMEONE POSTING YOUR EVERY MOVE???????????????????????????
Does the sign behind Kristen’s head say Weed? Nice…..
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Oh, yeah… I bet it’s the “KStew Shrine” showing thing… But you know where that is right??
….in his pents….
right there: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9682/rob123.jpg
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