Grateful for Stewart, Pattinson, Weitz & Rathbone…Sometimes Lautner

Yesterday was Turkey Day… & it was basically just another excuse for us to drink until we can’t feel feelings, for the exception of Source #3… apparently the UK is too good for Turkey Day (that is a joke folks..ha-ha?) So today Source’s # 1, 2 & 3 are giving things to several things…

Let’s begin

The Fierce One

Source #1: I’m thankful for her non-fuckery, her celestialness (wait, what? Is that a word? No?…now it is) her talent & art. The fact that she has nothing to prove to anyone but herself… & I’m also thankful she wears knickers, her parents for creating her & all the actors she’s kissed in her movies, her mysterious ways that leave most curious & wanting to dump their best friends because they swear that they’ll eventually bump into Kris & live happily every Best-Friend after :Sorry Source #2: & her dedication
Source #2: I don’t know if I what to be thankful for Kristen since I’m pretty sure Sources #1 & 3 are swooning for her as I type this. But ok, I’m thankful for her teeth. I like teeth, kill me
Source #3: I am thankful for her arse. Her sweet, sweet arse (How could you not?!). I am also thankful for her no-shit attitude seeing as not many girls are like that nowadays. It’s refreshing. I am thankful for her talent and her choice of movies. She does movies that young Hollywood stars of this generation could NEVER pull off. And lastly, I am thankful for that sexy little face of hers.

The Bucket Filler

Source #1: *swoon* Thankful for him not wearing underwear when he wears a suit (free-balling), His fingers & hair. His music (I’ll Be Your Lover Too) & movies especially How To Be (Suddupinyurface). His holy V. & his jaw. Robert… I WANT TO LICK YOUR FACE :Iwanttotakarideonyourdiscostick: The reason for the Panty Puddin’ Fest
Source #2: I’m thankful for his entire being. & also the fact that I fantasize about him when I”m reading FanFiction…DomWard!!!
Source #3: …yeah. I am thankful for the fact he seems to make Kristen happy. He seems like a cool, dorky guy and I like his hair. Oh, and his giggling. It’s hilarious.

The Genius Sir Weitz

Source #1: The Weitz, Sir Weitz. I am thankful for everything you do. The way you take your projects a nurture it as if it were a baby. Your unintentional sexual seduction. You ears, oh how I love your ears. Your wit. & how everyone has nothing but nice things to say about you. Also how you praise the Sierce one.I think your my soulmate, marry me Weitz
Source #2: Source #1 Slapped me when I called him Chris Hobbit…so I’ll stay away from this. I am thankful that he is not Catherine Hardewicke & did an ace job in New Moon *fist pump*
Source #3: I am thankful that he is such a sexy beast. I would love to pull on those ears one day… ;) I am also thankful for the fact he helped save New Moon and has a very dry sense of humor.

The Bone…Rathbone

Source #1: Le Bone, oh my Le Rathbone. How I’d like to bone thee. I’m thankful for the things you do to the girly bits when you speak & I hear your southern accent. Your cowboy boots. :Ride me: The way you always end up playing a crazy mofo in your movies & you haircut. I want to lick your haircut.
Source #2: I don’t see it
Source #3: I am thankful for this sex-on-legs. I’d gladly lick the Bone…wait, what? I mean…

Um Taylor

Source #1: I’m not really thankful for Tay per say, but I am impressed by his progress. I may or may not have had dirty thoughts about him watching New Moon… JORTS were kinda hot. & he has a robust arse :Legal in Georgia:
Source #2: Dude he looks like Source #1’s brother, Her brother is 1 years old & he is my boyfriend. I am thankful for his pearly blinding whites. Chiclet teeth. & his 78 abs of pure teen sex. I hope the cops don’t read this shit
Source #3: I am thankful for his muscles. I’d rather walk down a dark alley way with him then someone else. He looks like he could beat the shit out of anyone. I am thankful that he makes me saw “aww” everytime Kristen is with him. And *sigh* I am thankful he gives my friends someone to drool over. I’ll wait till he’s 18 before I do any drooling.

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In case you are wondering who did the amazing collages in this post, it was the person Source #1 crowned ‘The Queen of Design’ also know as AdoringKStew. She is Source #4. The Designing slayer.  Looking for more designs by her it’s your lucky day! Check her site out here & from now on any badass graphics on this site will most likely be by her. A round of applause for Source #4.

–Posted by Sources 1,2 & 3

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Twitter…

Let us introduce Source #3, she keeps me beyond sane on Twitter & I call her my better erm, half. You all know her as KStewsButt I know her as My Sweet Arse. When she said she’d join  G & I, I may of may not have squeed. Okay I did squee & Bossman did not appreciate it.  But yeah I think Source #3 is me with a British accent. She caustic, witty & I want her to be my hero, I lurve her with all my soulless soul. Lets give her a round of applause!

I really wanted Source #3 to give her own welcome speech but she’s adorably ’shy’ so I will ghost-write for her: “I am Kristen Stewart’s rear & I am robust. The girls want to touch it, the boys want to *bleep* it. Envy me”

♥

Yeah so Rob & Kris Twittered. This is Kristen’s first time, last time Rob tweeted… his dad mad him do it

Do’s & Don’ts for the Premier of New Moon

As Alice would say… IT’s TIME!!

What IS Acceptable

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson hold hands…The internet DIES

G & I didn’t know how to word or post this & we’re not one’s to say ‘In your face’. We’re more likely to say ‘Shuddupinyurface’

So the internet exploded . It literally went kaput. G wanted me to call Time Warner because she said our internet was acting odd. I tell her WTF are you talking about G? Then she’s like HERE:

Harper’s Bazaar…We are. We aren’t. We plead the fifth.

For the record Source #1 is Elle & Source #2 is G

Source #1 is a bad bad person, when the Harper’s Bazaar pictures ‘leaked’ she did not tell Source #2 until the next day *giggles* In her defense she really just did it so that this post turns out ok

Phenomenal Kristen Stewart

Happy Sunday All

I think her freckles made me love my own

This is a Mini Post again until Source #2 decides to wake her ass up & help me with the HB one LOL. I may or may not be looking for a Source #2 & I think our Source # 3 has been found…

Kristen & Robert

Let’s give a round of applause to these two amazing actors

Va Va Voom is the Stew

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, ‘Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?’ Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won’t feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory”

Sigh It feels like Krismas again

Rob, you bring me closer to GOD

Click & Listen to Nine Inch Nails – Closer

Dear Robert Pattinson,

This is not an open letter although I must say you’ve got me open. On Saturday it was Halloween & I had plans to get utterly faced, drink until you can’t feel feelings faced, & This came out

I don’t know what happened to me the moment I saw the cover of the VF Mag but let’s just say Source #2 went to her room

Kris & Rob

If you haven’t turned rebel by twenty you’ve got no heart;

The Stew has ♥

As I get older my ambitions have changed a bit…

At 6 I wanted to be a veterinarian because I loved animals but animals did not love me (RIP Duck, Dog, Fish, Turtle)

At 15 I wanted to be a drug dealer because I love to smoke the holy herb, erm lets just say the parents did not concur

At 18 I wanted to be a bartender because liquor is my bittersweet poison, I blacked out & can’t remember what happened to that goal so erm yeah

& at 21 I have no ambitions… I blame Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson

Ok I lie, I have a few & here they go

An open letter to David Slade

My lurvely letter to the Slademister that was previously posted on Thinking of Rob

Hello all, my mom calls me ‘Mistake’ but the Twitter-verse knows me as KStewDevotee or Elle. The ToR gals suggested I do a fuckery post so here goes my ‘Brilliant’  letter:

Dear Slademister,

I hope you don’t mind the pics of Rob & Kris that will be spontaneously placed in this letter

I know this made you swoon David. No one resist the smirk. No one.

: clears throat : Let’s begin